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The Miniskirt Memorial

The Miniskirt Memorial

This just in!  Home CEO Maraya's Abercrombie and Fitch jean miniskirt has announced its official retirement from the Home CEO wardrobe! While fans are speculating, we can't say exactly what prompted his retirement - but some say it has to do with general timing.  "It just wasn't a fit for the team at this point in our journey," Maraya remarked, when asked about the turn of events. Insiders note that the miniskirt hadn't been a part of the wardrobe for that long.  In fact, it had only joined the team about six months ago.  Some speculate that it was in fact a long overdue fulfillment of a decade-long quest to find the perfect replacement of the last jean miniskirt, originally purchased in college, that had just never quite measured up due to its slightly irritating A-line shape, faded color and general bagginess that didn't complement the owner's bootylicious (aka pear-shaped) shape. The A&F miniskirt claims he's leaving on good terms.  "Oh, Maraya and I had several enjoyable outings...but I have to admit, I never felt quite at home with the Ann Taylor-ish tops, pearls and Cole Haan sandals.  I felt that my teammates and I just didn't have the same chemistry anymore." While Maraya has admitted to enjoying the contradiction and flair the skirt added to her more "mature" wardrobe, the trade has been finalized.  The miniskirt has now joined Team Alyssa's weekend wardrobe, where it is now sure to be paired with her teenage flip flops and many a flouncy over-sized tee layered over tank tops. "It's a good match for both of us," Home CEO Maraya concluded optimistically.  "Teams evolve and so do the team members.  While I will miss the miniskirt to some degree, he's in a better place now for this point in his career.  I remain excited about the Home CEO wardrobe and know we have many wonderful times ahead of us.  It's important to wholeheartedly embrace and enjoy each season - and style - of life!" [caption id="attachment_171" align="aligncenter" width="600" caption="The A&F miniskirt was known for his casual flair and comfort. But some say he was tired of sitting the bench as he was often picked only for house cleaning or dog walking, due to his lack of chemistry with the players selected for "away games.""][/caption] Vote For Use @ Top Mommy Blogs     Share Your Prayer Request on my GraceHope.com Page!

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